She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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