Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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