Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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