You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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