AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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