I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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