I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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