wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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