did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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