shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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