do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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