Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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