If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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