Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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