And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Randomize
