i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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