Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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