I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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