Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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