I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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