On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There r osticjed everywhere
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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