Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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