You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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