she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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