we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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