I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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