To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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