Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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