hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
