I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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