let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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