did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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