I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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