do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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