the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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