the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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