Will you blow on my dice?
her vagine was all disorganized.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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