Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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