It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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