where am i from again
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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