Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
