I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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