Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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