@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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