Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was like eating out sand paper
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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