covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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