But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
