butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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