Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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