no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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