If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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