There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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