I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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