Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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